ME and MY BOSS

ME and MY BOSS

• When I Take a long time to finish,I am slow,When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
• When I don't do it,I am lazy,When my boss does not do it,he is busy,
• When I do something without being told,I am trying tobe smart,When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
• When I please my boss,I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss,he is cooperating,
• When I make a mistake,you're an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
• When I am out of the office,I am wondering around.When my boss is out of the office,he's on business.
• When I am on a day off sick,I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
• When I apply for leave,I must be going for an interview. When my boss applies for leave,
• When I do good,my boss never remembers, When I do wrong,he never forgets …….