Thursday, November 09, 2006

ME and MY BOSS

ME and MY BOSS

  • When I Take a long time to finish,I am slow,When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
  • When I don't do it,I am lazy,When my boss does not do it,he is busy,
  • When I do something without being told,I am trying tobe smart,When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
  • When I please my boss,I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss,he is cooperating,
  • When I make a mistake,you're an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
  • When I am out of the office,I am wondering around.When my boss is out of the office,he's on business.
  • When I am on a day off sick,I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
  • When I apply for leave,I must be going for an interview. When my boss applies for leave,
  • When I do good,my boss never remembers, When I do wrong,he never forgets …….

2 comments:

Satyajit said...

(b) becoz BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT... AND HE IS ALLOWED TO TAKE YOU, LEFT-RIGHT... ;)

Ganesh said...

There are two rules:

Rule No.1) Boss is Always Right

Rule No.2) If he is wrong, then follow rule No. 1.

All The best